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Overview

This issue of The Woodrew Update delves into extraterrestrial contact, featuring insights from Elizabeth Klarer's contact with Akon of Meton, who discusses the Moon's artificial origins and Jupiter's planetary system. It also covers alternative health practices, legislative threats to holistic medicine, and future predictions. Personal accounts include the construction of Coral Castle and a new healing technique called Bio-Balance Therapy.

Magazine Overview

Title: The WOODREW Update
Issue Date: March/April 1985
Volume: 4, Number 4
Publisher: The WOODREW Update (A S.T.A.R. FOUNDATION publication)
Country: USA
Language: English

This issue of The WOODREW Update explores a variety of topics, including extraterrestrial encounters, the nature of celestial bodies, alternative health practices, future predictions, and personal accounts of unique achievements.

Another Dimension: Elizabeth Klarer and Akon

The magazine introduces Elizabeth Klarer, who has had extensive and intimate experiences with an extraterrestrial civilization. Klarer's contact, named Akon from the planet Meton, has provided information documented in her book "BEYOND THE LIGHT BARRIER." While much of the astronomical and meteorological data has been verified, some specific details, like propulsion systems of alien spacecraft, remain unverified. The article shares insights gleaned from Klarer's contact with Akon.

On the Moon

Soviet scientists Vasin and Shcherbakov are cited for their theory that the Moon is not a natural satellite but a massive, hollowed-out planetoid engineered by an advanced civilization. Evidence from lunar rock dating in 1973 suggests some rocks are 5.3 billion years old, predating Earth. Scientists Gustaf Arrenhenius and H. Alfren also suggest the Moon is a captured satellite. Akon's input describes the Moon as alien to our system, brought with Jupiter, its scarred surface a result of a star's explosion, making it a dead, lifeless wanderer.

Another Civilization: Akon's Solar System

Akon describes his home system in the star system of Alpha Centauri. It is a triplex system, receiving radiation from three sun-like stars, with seven inhabited planets orbiting Proxima Centauri. The system is within the tremendous coronas of these three stars. Akon emphasizes that mankind is not unique but part of a vast interstellar family.

Jupiter

Akon's perspective on Jupiter is presented, suggesting it is a forming star with a high velocity of rotation and low density. Seven of Jupiter's planets are said to have atmospheres and sustain life. Jupiter, as a small star, can trigger sunspots due to increased magnetism, affecting Earth's atmosphere, weather, and potentially causing earthquakes when aligned with other planets in the solar system.

Underwater and Underground

This section discusses the possibility of underground cities. It references a 1977 meeting where an underground city, built by an extraterrestrial group and submerged near Greenland, was discussed. This city was reportedly being prepared to surface to aid mankind. An Honors graduate from Yale's School of Architecture described lucidly visiting this city in an out-of-body experience.

Akon elaborates on underground cities, stating they are a legacy of the past left by his people on Earth. He mentions an underground base at the South Pole with warm lakes, free of ice due to volcanic activity. He describes an underground city at the center of the Antarctic auroral zone, near Earth nations' observational stations.

Futurisms

The magazine presents prophecies from Johann Friede (1204-1257), an Austrian monk. His predictions include striking changes in nature, intensified storms, catastrophic earthquakes, and seas overflowing lowlands, partly due to mankind's interference with the earth and atmosphere, leading to a potential disorder of the universe and the end of the 'age of iron'.

Mountain Musings

This personal reflection describes a severe deep freeze in the Western Carolina mountains in January 1985, with temperatures dropping to -210 F. It touches on the challenges of extreme weather and the comfort derived from preparedness and completed projects.

$5000 FINE or 5 YEARS IN PRISON

This section details three bills (House Bills 6049, 6050, and 6051) sponsored by U.S. Representative Claude Pepper, which are seen as a threat to alternative and holistic health practices. These bills aim to establish a propaganda machine against alternative healing, impose criminal penalties for selling unproven treatments, and create a 'Strike Force on Health Quakery,' effectively expanding the AMA's power.

Homo-Sapiens

This article explores the concept of 'Homo Electromagneticus,' suggesting that humans are electrical beings whose cells emit electromagnetic radiation. It references the work of Dubois-Raymond and Hans Berger on nerve force and brain waves, and Dr. Robert Becker's research on healing through pulsed electromagnetic fields. The section notes that biomedical manufacturers are developing devices to utilize this phenomenon for healing.

The Coral Castle

The story of Edward Leedskalnin, an eccentric Latvian who built Coral Castle in Homestead, Florida, is recounted. Leedskalnin single-handedly moved and carved enormous coral blocks into furniture and structures, including a precise sundial and a unique telescope. His methods for moving over 100 tons of coral remain a mystery, leading to speculation about extraterrestrial intervention. Leedskalnin died in 1951, leaving his secrets locked away.

Gases to Acids

This section explains how 'cool spring showers' can become deadly due to acid rain. It details how sulfur dioxide and nitrogen oxide gases from industrial and vehicular sources mix with atmospheric moisture to form nitric and sulfuric acid. The article notes that about 60% of acid rain comes from sulfur dioxide and 35% from nitrogen oxide, with the US discharging millions of metric tons annually. Acid precipitation, including rain, snow, fog, and smog, affects life in lakes, streams, and oceans by disrupting calcium metabolism and hindering fish reproduction.

The Balance Sheet: Bio-Balance Therapy

This section provides an update on Michael Andron's work in healing and energy control, specifically his development of 'Bio-Balance Therapy.' This method stimulates acupuncture points without pain or needles, allowing for easier energy flow correction and detection of subtle imbalances. A story is shared about a doctor who experienced a dramatic improvement in his blood cell clumping after a Bio-Balance treatment, and his wife's asthma condition also resolved.

Seeking Change

This editorial encourages embracing change and taking risks, viewing both success and failure as part of growth. It contrasts the security of an oyster with the freedom and challenges of an eagle, suggesting that living like an eagle, embracing the 'blue sky is the limit' mentality, is the path to true growth and fulfillment.

Mother Of The Brides

This personal reflection celebrates the transition of young women, specifically the author's daughters, into adulthood and commitment through marriage. It fondly recalls their childhood and growth, culminating in their weddings, and emphasizes the importance of making commitments to oneself, family, jobs, and a life partner.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The magazine consistently explores themes of the unexplained, including extraterrestrial life, UFOs, and ancient mysteries like Coral Castle. There is a strong interest in alternative and holistic approaches to health and a critical view of established medical and governmental institutions, as exemplified by the concerns over the proposed AMA-backed legislation. The editorial stance appears to be one of open-minded inquiry into phenomena beyond conventional understanding, encouraging personal growth, self-reliance, and a willingness to challenge established norms. The publication also touches on spiritual and New Age concepts, emphasizing inner awareness and the evolution of consciousness.

“Mankind is a creature of space, a space race living on a planet in orbit around a star, as others are also doing. Mankind is not unique, as he so fondly imagines, believing in his singular creation. He is merely a part of the vast interstellar family in different solar systems throughout the Galaxy.”

— Akon

Key Incidents

  1. Johannesburg, South Africa

    Elizabeth Klarer's experiences with an extraterrestrial civilization named Akon from the planet Meton, documented in her book 'Beyond the Light Barrier'.

  2. Moon

    Soviet scientists Vasin and Shcherbakov propose the Moon is an artificial, hollowed-out planetoid. Moon rocks dated to 5.3 billion years old, older than Earth.

  3. 1977Ossining, N.Y.

    A gathering where an underground city built by an extraterrestrial group, submerged near Greenland, was discussed. It was said to be ready to surface to help mankind survive.

  4. South Pole

    Akon describes an underground city of their ancestors in the South Pole region, where warm lakes exist due to volcanic activity.

  5. Antarctic

    Akon describes an underground city at the center of the Antarctic auroral zone, near observational stations of Earth nations.

  6. Akon describes his home system in Alpha Centauri, a triplex system with seven inhabited planets orbiting Proxima Centauri.

  7. Akon's input on Jupiter suggests it is a forming star, with seven of its planets having atmospheres and life. He links Jupiter's sunspots and magnetism to Earth's weather changes and potential earthquakes.

  8. Johann Friede's prophecy foretells striking changes in nature, intensified storms, earthquakes, and overflowing seas, with mankind penetrating the earth and clouds.

  9. January 1985Western Carolina mountains

    Record low temperatures (-210 F) and a deep freeze are experienced, with widespread record low temperatures across the USA.

  10. Homestead, Florida

    The story of Edward Leedskalnin and his construction of Coral Castle, a monument to his lost love, using massive coral blocks with unknown methods.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the origin of the Moon according to Akon?

Akon states that the Moon is not a natural satellite of Earth but a huge, hollowed-out planetoid, possibly brought with Jupiter's retinue of planets, and its scarred surface is the result of a star's explosion.

What are the proposed threats to alternative health practices in the US?

Three bills (House Bills 6049, 6050, and 6051) are discussed, which aim to expand the AMA's power, denigrate alternative healing, impose criminal penalties for selling unproven treatments, and establish a 'Strike Force on Health Quakery'.

What is Bio-Balance Therapy?

Bio-Balance Therapy is a method developed by Michael Andron to stimulate acupuncture points without massage or needles, using 'rooting' to sense and correct energy imbalances in the body, leading to faster healing.

What is the significance of Coral Castle?

Coral Castle, built by Edward Leedskalnin in Florida, is a monument to his lost love, constructed from massive coral blocks using methods that defy conventional understanding, leading to speculation about extraterrestrial intervention.

In This Issue

People Mentioned

  • Shirley MacLaine
  • Elizabeth Klarercontactee
  • Akonextraterrestrial contact
  • Vasinsenior scientist
  • Shcherbakovsenior scientist
  • Gustaf Arrenheniusscientist
  • H. Alfrenscientist
  • Dr. Puharich
  • Johann Friedemonk
  • President Reagan
  • Claude PepperU.S. Representative
  • Leigh DonahueUpdater
  • +8 more

Organisations

  • S.T.A.R. Foundation
  • Soviet Academy of Sciences
  • University of California
  • American Medical Association
  • Food and Drug Administration
  • U.S. House of Representatives
  • U.S. Senate
  • Frontier of Physics
  • Newsweek
  • Reader's Digest
  • The Economist

Locations

  • Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Meton
  • Moon
  • Earth
  • Jupiter
  • Greenland
  • South Pole
  • Antarctic
  • U.S.A., USA
  • Washington, D.C., USA
  • Ottowa, Canada
  • Western North Carolina, USA
  • Florida, USA
  • South Florida, USA
  • +6 more

Topics & Themes

Extraterrestrial contactUFOsAlternative healthFuture predictionsSpace explorationextraterrestrialUFOcontactMoonJupiterholistic medicinefuturismpredictionsacid rainCoral Castleenergy healingAMAlegislationNew Age