UFO Allehenda - 1984 No 4

Magazine Overview

This is issue number 4 of the Swedish UFO magazine "UFO Allehanda", published by Enköpings UFO-förening. The cover features a drawing of a UFO hovering over a house in a snowy landscape, with the headline "UFO-feber i Norge" (UFO fever in Norway) on page 7. The issue date is indicated as 'Nr. 4. 84.', suggesting a 1984 publication.

Contents

Editorial and Organizational News

The magazine opens with a greeting and an update from the board of Enköpings UFO-förening. It announces new members and thanks a donor for a carpet donation that will be used for their club room. The organization's meeting room is located at Ulunda 8, near the turn-off to Strängnäs, and contact numbers are provided.

UFO Research and Sightings

Allen Hynek's Research: An article on page 6 discusses astronomer Allen Hynek, who is spending two million dollars a year on UFO research. Hynek believes that UFO research needs to leave its "crackpot stage" and be considered a respectable science. He notes that extraterrestrials are likely intelligent enough not to scare humans and that UFO phenomena will eventually be seen as naturally as television. He also mentions that the most difficult aspect of explaining UFOs is the technological gap, but poses a hypothetical scenario of how people 200 years ago would react to modern technology.

Mälaren Sighting: Page 10 details a "Mysterious Flying Object Over Mälaren" observed on the evening of Monday, October 15, 1984. Witnesses, including fisherman Roger Olsson and Inger Taxén, reported seeing a strange, cigar- or submarine-like craft with three strong red lights that maneuvered silently over the Mälaren area near Västerås and Ha sta. During the sighting, car headlights dimmed, and communication radios went silent. The object reportedly ascended and disappeared towards Västerås. Roland Lindholm also reported seeing a similar craft.

Norwegian UFO Fever: Page 7 highlights "UFO fever in Norway" and features a Kodak Disc camera, marketed as a "UFO camera." A young man, Pål Kristian Vaag, took a photograph of what he described as a large, flying object with a dome shape, similar to how aliens are imagined to look. The photo was published in the newspaper Verdens Gang. The article suggests that Kodak is encouraging people to become UFO photographers.

Carl-Gustaf Porath Interview: Pages 8 and 9 feature an extensive interview with Carl-Gustaf Porath, who claims to be in telepathic contact with extraterrestrials. He describes them as having dark hair, light skin, and long fingers, without fingerprints. He states that some extraterrestrials are mischievous and damage his antique furniture, while others have tasked him with warning humanity about environmental destruction and nuclear weapons. Porath claims they are from Venus, Mars, or the Moon and have bases on Earth, though none in Sweden. He also mentions that the CIA monitors his communications and that he must be careful about what he reveals, particularly regarding their advanced propulsion systems. He recounts his first sighting in 1952 of four craft in a triangle formation. He also mentions that UFO-Sverige has about 3,400 members and is growing. Porath concludes by mentioning he was a church painter in Venice in a past life.

Fakta om UFO: A summary of ideas and thoughts from UFO loges and enthusiasts is presented, intended to provide material for schoolwork. It notes that the information is subjective and not a complete fact base.

Events and Activities

Christmas Party: The issue announces the annual Christmas party (Grötfest) on December 15th, starting at 5:00 PM. It will feature sketches, singing, and entertainment by a new 'pleasure patrol'. A well-known and attractive bachelor has promised to perform a song. The event will include rice porridge, coffee, and gingerbread cookies. The net proceeds will go towards UFO-Sverige's informational film. Attendees are encouraged to bring a gift for a lottery.

Nöjespatrullen: A contact number (0171/394 52) is provided for those interested in theater, singing, or playing music, likely related to the 'pleasure patrol'.

Bildgåta (Picture Riddle): A drawing is presented as a riddle, with participants asked to write their answers and submit them to 'Jakop' in the club room. The correct solution will win a prize, with the drawing held at the Christmas party.

Other Content

Recipe: A recipe for "Honungslimpa" (Honey Loaf) is included, contributed by member Einar Lundin.

Advertisements: There is an advertisement for honey for sale by Ivar Karlsson and a notice about a gift subscription to UFO-Sverige-Aktuellt as the best Christmas present.

Humorous Anecdotes: Several short, humorous anecdotes or jokes are interspersed throughout the magazine, such as the one about the doctor asking about the frequency and duration of 'smärttorna' (pains) and the one about the pirate lesson.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The magazine consistently promotes the seriousness of UFO research, advocating for it to be treated as a legitimate scientific field, as espoused by figures like Allen Hynek. There's a strong emphasis on personal experiences and witness accounts, such as the Mälaren sighting and Carl-Gustaf Porath's claims. The Enköpings UFO-förening appears active in promoting UFO awareness through meetings, social events like the Christmas party, and potentially educational materials. The editorial stance seems to be one of open-mindedness towards UFO phenomena and a desire to inform and engage its membership, while also acknowledging the need for credible research and evidence. The inclusion of humor and practical information like recipes suggests an effort to make the magazine engaging for a broader audience within the UFO community.

Title: BEVISET !!!
Issue: 1
Volume: 1
Date: Dated 'GOD JUL' (Merry Christmas), with a historical bill dated April 17, 1704, and a project application for 1985.
Publisher: UFO-SVERIGE
Country: Sweden
Language: Swedish

Content Summary

This issue of BEVISET !!! opens with a stark declaration on the cover: "Kunden som aldrig kommer tillbaka" (The customer who never comes back). This is followed by a Christmas greeting from Mats Vestin.

The Silent Customer

The main article, "The customer who never comes back," explores the nature of a "convenient customer" who is quiet, unobtrusive, and avoids conflict. The author describes such a customer who would never complain, even if a purchased item malfunctioned. Instead, they would offer to pay for repairs and apologize for the inconvenience. The piece concludes with a poignant observation: while this customer may seem harmless, their ultimate statement is their permanent absence, signifying a profound dissatisfaction that needs no vocalization.

A Funny Bill from 1704

Another section presents a "Rolig räkning" (Funny bill) dated April 17, 1704, discovered in the archives of Vederlöv's old church. Attributed to a "busnirkaren" (a term that could imply a trickster or a craftsman with a mischievous streak), the bill details peculiar and humorous services rendered, seemingly to religious figures.

• Key items on the bill include:
• "Took our Lord from the cross, additionally provided 4 workers and cleaned the house front and back." (10.15)
• "Glued a tooth in the Holy Saulus's wall." (0.20)
• "Repaired his lower part and improved his old-age decrepitude."
• "Provided an arm for the Holy Stephen and cleaned his face."
• "Improved the Lord's Prayer."
• "Did the 10 commandments."
• "Thoroughly cleaned the Holy Virgin front and back and made her a new dress." (32:-)
• "Put new rump on the Holy Ghost." (4.25)
• "Paid the 12 apostles' wages." (2.10)

Project Hessdalen Application

• The issue includes an application form for participation in "Project Hessdalen" in 1985. The form seeks detailed information from potential participants, including:
• Availability dates for the project.
• Whether the applicant has experience with mountain environments or skiing.
• Whether they possess a PR radio, walkie-talkie, or can drive a snowmobile.
• If they are skilled in photography, including night photography, and what camera equipment they will bring.
• Whether they have completed field research training or own a car.

Applicants are asked to indicate their travel plans, including companions, and to designate a group leader if more than two people are traveling together. The application is binding three weeks before the project start, and instructions regarding practical details and equipment lists will be sent out later. Personal details such as name, address, telephone number, and age are required.

Advertisements

• There are also advertisements for various items:
• A clock (25x25 cm) with quartz movement, featuring oak details and a black oak finish, with a small shelf.
• A lantern made of pine with a brass roof (18x18x35 cm).
• Two rustic-style pine chairs with normal seat height, described as "cheap."

The contact number provided for these items is Tel. 0171/30549.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The magazine appears to cover a mix of topics related to the unusual, the historical, and potentially the paranormal or unexplained, given the publisher "UFO-SVERIGE" and the "Project Hessdalen" application. The editorial stance seems to be one of curiosity and exploration, presenting both contemporary reflections on human behavior (customer service) and historical curiosities, alongside calls for participation in research projects. The inclusion of a "funny bill" suggests a lighthearted approach to historical documents, while the Project Hessdalen application indicates a serious engagement with field investigation.