Saucer Smear - Vol 50 No 05 - 2003

Magazine Overview

This issue of "Saucer Smear," dated May 15th, 2003, is the official publication of the SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY. It is presented as a non-scheduled newsletter, Volume 50, No. 5 (Whole Number 361), with James W. Moseley, J.S. as the Editor and Supreme Commander, and Karl T. Pflock as Contributing Editor. The cover prominently features the tagline "SHOCKINGLY CLOSE TO THE TRUTH!" and a quote about the Bill of Rights.

Pearls of Enlightenment

The issue opens with a peculiar tale from New Square, New York, about a Hasid named Zalmen Rosen who claimed a carp fish spoke to him in Hebrew, delivering apocalyptic warnings and identifying itself as the soul of a recently deceased community leader. The only other witness, Luis Nivelo, heard the fish talk but did not understand Hebrew. The story is presented as one of the strangest tales the magazine has ever printed, with a second version obtained from the New York Times.

Another item discusses Dr. Steven Greer, a former medical doctor now promoting a free energy device. A demonstration allegedly showed the device gathering minimal power from the environment and then powering electrical devices. The article notes that further testing is planned and stock in the company will be sold.

The health of Phil Klass, editor of SUN (Skeptics UFO Newsletter), is mentioned, noting his declining health after spinal surgery and his role as a prominent critic in the ufological scene.

Blow the Whistle on "Hostile Aerial Craft"

This section details a brand-new UFO-cover-up whistleblower's account of witnessing "Smoking gun" telexes in 1975 at the U.S. embassy in Canberra, Australia. These messages reportedly indicated hostile UFO interference with super-secret military satellites, describing the objects as "hostile aerial craft." Readers with confirmatory evidence are encouraged to contact Larry W. Bryant.

A list of "Types of Close Encounters with Aliens" is provided, categorizing encounters from First Kind (sighted at close range) to Fifth Kind (observer suffers permanent physical injuries or death), sourced from "Sights in the Sky & Little Green Men: A Rational Christian Look at UFOs and Extraterrestrials."

MUFON and Other Organizations

The magazine discusses the "MUFON UFO Journal," noting that MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) is closing down its Headquarters due to 9/11 and general apathy. Karl Pflock suggests that the internet provides a similar sense of community for free, reducing the need for paid memberships. The article criticizes MUFON's sales of "benefactor jackets" and other merchandise, deeming it an amateur, hobbiest organization.

Art Bell's radio program "Coast to Coast" is mentioned as having declined since his departure, losing outlets in New York City and Chicago. The editor expresses mild satisfaction, noting that he was never invited to be a guest.

An article from the MUFON UFO Journal highlights an Australian chemist, Dr. Kary Mullis, a Nobel Prize winner for DNA research. In 1985, Mullis experienced an unnerving event at his summer cottage where he encountered a glowing object that spoke to him, and he later found himself walking along a road the next morning.

Personal Accounts and Legal Battles

The issue touches upon UFO-related lawsuits, referencing Uri Geller's suits against debunker James Randi. It also details the case of Sean David Morton, who sued UFOWATCHDOG.COM for libel but had his lawsuit thrown out of court.

Todd Zechel is described as being "maddder than a wet hen," sending aggressive messages to Karl Pflock via the Net, accusing him of defamation. Zechel identifies himself as the "Director of Operations, Associated Investigators Group," which is apparently a one-man operation. Pflock vows not to reply, questioning if Zechel has gone off his medication.

Bookseller Bob Girard is mentioned for another controversial editorial in his May 2003 catalogue, titled "DEATH WATCH," which suggests a decline in interest in UFO material and encourages readers to donate their collections to Arcturus.

Fortean Times and Twin Telepathy

England's "Fortean Times" draws attention to Guy Lyon Playfair's book "Twin Telepathy." The article notes that experiments on telepathy have rarely focused on twins and suggests that identical, female, extroverted twins who believe in telepathy are most likely to experience it. It also posits that a psychic/sexual energy exuded by girls at puberty might play a role.

A gruesome story from the book review details Romanian twins who, born in 1962, both married women named Monica in 1987. One twin killed his wife in a drunken rage, and on the same day, the other twin killed his wife, despite their relationship being good.

Quantum Physics and Teleportation

The magazine discusses advancements in quantum physics, specifically mentioning an experiment by Swiss scientists that demonstrated matter teleportation over a relatively long distance using "qubits," not atoms. It is noted that human teleportation is still a long way off.

UFO Conferences and Newsclipping Services

Researcher Lucius Farish of "UFO Newsclipping Service" is mentioned for his annual Eureka Springs, Arkansas UFO convention, which he apparently publicizes after the event has passed. The article notes Farish's continued belief in Billy Meier, whom the editor does not believe.

The Ozark UFO Conference is mentioned, with speakers including Nancy Talbott, Wendelle Stevens, Linda Moulton Cowe, and Timothy Good. The event took place on the weekend of April 11th-12th.

Karl Pflock's PFlock PTalk

Karl Pflock's column discusses Bruce Maccabee's re-analysis of Project Blue Book Special Report #14. Pflock suggests that Maccabee's papers should be made available in a reprint volume, possibly including commentary from other experts and a reproduction of Leon Davidson's BB14 volume.

Miller Johnson's "Owlman" photo is discussed in relation to the Mothman legend, questioning if the "Owlman" can perform actions like rising straight up from the ground and pacing a car at 100 m.p.h. without flapping its wings.

Antonio Villas-Boas's 1957 encounter with a "Space Babe" is revisited, with Villas-Boas revealing that his alien lover collected a semen sample from him. His wife reportedly stated she would be proud if her husband had otherworldly children.

Important Notice: NUFOC Conference

The 40th National UFO Conference (NUFOC) is scheduled for September 6th and 7th at the Beverly-Garland Hotel in Burbank, California. Speakers include Brian Boldman, Bob Wood, Derryl Simms, Terry Hansen, Rev. Harrison Bailey, James W. Moseley, and Ann Druffel. Ann Druffel will speak on her book about Dr. James MacDonald. Information can be obtained by contacting Ann Druffel.

Sidelines

Gary Fowler is mentioned for correctly predicting the winner of Celebrity Big Brother and subsequently claiming James Randi owed him $1 million for proving psychic powers.

Letters to Ye Olde Editor

Julie S. Maresca of "UFO Magazine" sends a cease and desist letter to "Saucer Smear" regarding copyright infringement of a drawing and other materials, accusing "Saucer Smear" of having no sense of humor.

Harry Lime writes about a photo of James W. Moseley with John 'Mothman' Keel and an eroto-abduction painting by David Huggins, speculating on the identity of the figure and potential alterations.

Frank Conway reports on meeting Stanton Friedman at a conference, describing him as a pleasant, gracious researcher investigating the Roswell Incident, and contrasting this with negative portrayals in "Smear."

Bill Jones, MUFON State Director for Ohio, writes about a schism within ufology between objective investigators and believers, referencing his parting ways with Bruce and the Executive Council of MUFON of Ohio over management and approach to the UFO subject.

Shockingly Close to the Truth!

This section features "Confessions of a Grave-Robbing Ufologist" by James W. Moseley and Karl T. Pflock, a book detailing UFO sightings and alien obsession. It notes Moseley's research since 1953 and his interest in the people involved in ufology.

Researcher Norman Howard writes about a Nevada MUFON meeting, noting that many attendees are not official members and that the state director is recruiting. He points out that Moseley, despite years of membership, remains a "private recruit" or "journal subscriber."

Miller Johnson suggests moving the annual Aztec, N.M. crash event to July to coincide with the Roswell celebration, proposing it would save travel expenses and enhance profitability.

Rick Hilberg comments on Bob Girard's editorials, questioning if they are costing him customers. He also mentions his 1950-1960 booklet of UFO sightings.

Kenn Thomas writes about the murder of Nan Wyatt, linking it to Wilhelm Reich's book "Listen Little Man" and its alleged subconscious command effect, similar to the influence of J. D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye" on John Lennon's killer.

Editor's Notes and Continued Articles

The editor notes the death of Jim Keith, a conspiracy writer, and mentions meeting him at a UFO conference. He also addresses the possibility of running something on the Wyatt murder and mentions an upcoming talk at Conspiracy Con. 2003.

Parapsychologist George Hansen writes about Riley Martin, author of "The Coming of Tan," and his appearance on the Howard Stern Show. Hansen notes the book's varying prices on Amazon.com.

Matt Graeber criticizes Stanton Friedman and suggests that "covert-minded" grays use screen memories of "big birds" to mask alien activities.

The article continues from page four, mentioning that farm animals were still being killed mysteriously in Puerto Rico, with one incident involving a dead animal with characteristics of the legendary beast. Farish's mailing address is provided.

The Integratron, an observatory-shaped building in the southern California desert built by George Van Tassel, is described. Van Tassel believed it could recharge energy and promote youthful energy. The building is now used as a "rejuvenation and retreat center" by two sisters, Nancy and Joanne Karl.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The magazine consistently features a skeptical yet open-minded approach to UFO phenomena, often highlighting unusual or bizarre claims while also providing critical analysis and debunking efforts. There is a strong emphasis on personal accounts, legal disputes within the ufological community, and critiques of organizations like MUFON. The editor, James W. Moseley, often injects his personal opinions and experiences, sometimes with a touch of dark humor. The publication seems to champion the idea of "ufological journalism" and encourages readers to question and investigate.