Saucer Smear - Vol 39 No 09 INCOMPLETE - 1992

Magazine Overview

Title: SAUCER SMEAR
Issue: No. 9
Volume: Vol. 39
Date: November 1st, 1992
Publisher: SAUCER & UNEXPLAINED CELESTIAL EVENTS RESEARCH SOCIETY
Country: USA
Language: English
Cover Headline: SHOCKINGLY CLOSE TO THE TRUTH!

This issue of "Saucer Smear" is dedicated to the highest principles of ufological journalism and presents a provocative cover headline. It features an update on the controversial Linda Napolitano UFO abduction case, sparking debate within the ufological community.

Update on the Linda Napolitano Abduction Case!

The lead article addresses the backlash received from the previous issue's report on the Linda Napolitano abduction case. The magazine states that their story has not been well-received by some in ufological circles, with reports of Budd Hopkins being furious and Richard Hall calling them "despicable." Even MUFON czar Walt Andrus is said to be "unfavorably impressed." The publication defends its reporting, particularly for publishing Linda's real last name, "Napolitano," instead of her stage name, "Cortile," assuming her identity as a public performer was not a secret. They apologize for misspelling her name in the prior issue but stand by printing it. The article also notes that the name of the third man present with agents Dan and Richard during the alleged abduction was omitted from the last issue, identifying him as Javier Perez de Cuellar, former Secretary General of the United Nations, who was supposedly the "leading political figure" for whom the abduction was staged.

The article references Budd Hopkins' version of the case in the September 1992 MUFON UFO Journal and contrasts it with a less flattering version in the "Skeptics UFO Newsletter" by Phil Klass. It then details a meeting held at Budd Hopkins' Manhattan residence on October 3rd, described as a "conclave of highly evolved ufologists" to discuss the Napolitano case. Attendees included Linda Napolitano, her husband and children, Budd Hopkins, David Jacobs, Walt Andrus, Jerry Clark, Rick Butler, Linda Howe, Joseph Stefulo, George Hanson, Don Johnson, Antonio Huneeus, and Penelope Franklin. The article notes the presence of a man who might be an FBI agent. The meeting, described as an hours-long debate between "Believers and Critics," concluded with both sides claiming victory. Jerry Clark is quoted as admitting Linda told "minor" lies but still believes her, suggesting she would need "the chess mind of a Bobby Fisher and the conspiracy mind of a Watergate conspirator" to fabricate the story. Penelope Franklin is mentioned as remarking that it is justifiable for Linda to lie to protect the case.

George Hanson of New Jersey is highlighted as a critic who refused to agree to a six-month moratorium on public criticism. He is initiating a formal investigation into the alleged kidnapping and attempted murder of Linda by supposed federal agents (Dan and Richard), with information being sent to the Treasury Department. The article lists people who believe Linda and have knowledge of the case, including Budd Hopkins, Jerry Clark, Dave Jacobs, Walt Andrus, and Harvard psychiatrist John Mack, who may be required to testify if a federal investigation proceeds.

Semi-Important Notice

A notice informs readers that if an "X" appears after their name on the envelope, their non-subscription has expired, and they will not receive further issues unless they respond. While "Smear" is technically free, "Love Offerings" are appreciated. Back issues are available for $1.00 each, and "UFO RESEARCH" lapel buttons featuring a "grey" alien are sold for $3.00 each or two for $5.00.

Beckley Does It Again

This section reports on Tim Beckley's "National New Age & Alien Agenda Conference" in Phoenix, Arizona, which was poorly attended but featured many speakers. The editor of "Smear" was present. A photo shows Beckley with an impromptu rock band, and Jerry Wills is identified as playing the guitar, with Wills being described as one of the aliens who crashed at Roswell and was reincarnated.

Bill Cooper is mentioned as a favorite speaker, reiterating his theory that the alien-from-space concept is a government hoax to promote a "New World Order." John Lear is also mentioned, explaining how to bend or warp space-time using a gravitational field generator for instantaneous travel, utilizing Element 115 which becomes Element 116.

Texas Mortician Dumps Body of Father at Son's Door

A brief news item from Richmond, Texas, reports that a man found his father's body dumped on his doorstep because he failed to pay funeral costs in full. The father, George Bojarski, had died of cancer, and workers from Evans Mortuary allegedly dumped the body after the son, Larry Bojarski, did not pay the $683 cremation fee.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The magazine consistently adopts a critical stance towards established ufological figures and organizations, questioning their motives and methods, as seen in the handling of the Linda Napolitano case. There is an emphasis on uncovering what the editors perceive as the "truth," even if it contradicts popular narratives. The publication also engages with broader New Age and conspiracy theories, as evidenced by the mention of Bill Cooper's "New World Order" theory and John Lear's concepts of space-time manipulation. The editorial stance appears to favor skepticism towards mainstream ufology while remaining open to unconventional explanations and investigations.