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Title: SAUCER SCOOP Issue: Vol. 3 No. 11 Date: February 1969 Publisher: SAUCER SCOOP Country: USA Price: $4.00 for 12 issues

Magazine Overview

Title: SAUCER SCOOP
Issue: Vol. 3 No. 11
Date: February 1969
Publisher: SAUCER SCOOP
Country: USA
Price: $4.00 for 12 issues

This issue of SAUCER SCOOP, a monthly publication focused on UFOs and science news, presents a mix of reported sightings, organizational news, and critical analysis of the scientific community's approach to the UFO phenomenon. The cover features an illustration of a flying saucer with passengers, hinting at the theme of experiencing UFOs firsthand, and highlights "This Month's REPORT" and "Big Features."

Scoop SNOOPS !!!

The "Scoop SNOOPS" section compiles various intriguing reports and anecdotes. It begins with an 'organization' in Clayton, Mo., called "HAUNT HUNTERS" seeking information on ghost happenings. It then details a report of "The Thing" haunting a tunnel under the Thames River, described as a seven-foot-tall man-like figure. Another report from Peterborough describes thousands of birds battering at windows. A "Phantom-type" boat hunt on Lake Erie is mentioned following a mysterious explosion. In Jacksonville Beach, Florida, strange sounds like "someone rattling cellophane" were reported. The section also touches upon a sabotaged revolutionary new engine designed to stop pollution and verifies a previously reported "Matter Transporter." MIB (Men in Black) activity is noted, with a sighting of a wedge-shaped object and a subsequent warning voice on the telephone.

Editorial Comments: Theory Number One

Andrew Bache, SCOOP Director of Specialized Research, presents "Theory Number One" concerning the phenomenon of UFO researchers appearing as 'doubles.' He posits that duplication of beings, starting with frogs, is now a scientific fact, paving the way for potential mass duplication of humans. He explains the process of removing a nucleus from a skin cell and inserting it into a fertilized egg from which the original nucleus has been removed, resulting in an identical new individual. Bache draws a parallel between this scientific advancement and UFO-related events, suggesting a connection.

Reports and Sightings

This issue includes several reports of UFO activity:

  • Tampa Tribune: Two scientists from the University of South Florida agree with the Condon Report's conclusion that there is no scientific evidence for flying saucers, though they acknowledge it won't stop speculation. A "fuzzy" light with a blue ring and red center was spotted in Winter Haven.
  • Florida UFO Study Group: Urges Congress to initiate a new UFO investigation, citing that the Condon Committee found 20-30% of UFOs "unexplained," compared to the Air Force's 3%.
  • Recent Florida Sightings: Includes a red globe UFO in Pompano Beach, a football-shaped object in Miami, a red UFO near a car, a deputy's close encounter, a UFO with occupants near Lakeland, a cigar-shaped object in Lake Wales, orangish UFOs over St. Petersburg and Tampa, UFOs following pilots, a report to the Coastguard, and a brightly lighted UFO seen by students at Florida Institute of Technology.
  • AERIAL PHENOMENA GROUP REJECTS REPORT ON UFO'S (NICAP): NICAP challenges the Condon Report, calling it a "waste of money" ($500,000) and stating it examined only "about 1 per cent" of reliable UFO reports.
  • SCIENCE FINALLY GIVES UFOS NOD (Paul Harvey): This report suggests that the scientific community is beginning to take UFOs more seriously, moving beyond disdain and disinterest, despite the lack of conclusive evidence.
  • 'FLYING CIGAR' (Santa Barbara, Calif.): Two families reported a "bright, very intense light" that appeared as a "gray, cigar-shaped" object with numerous lights, which vanished after a private plane approached.
  • "ANGEL HAIR" (Steinbach, Canada): A farmer reported three gray, football-shaped objects connected by a "long, white arc or loop." Strange white strands of material, described as "floss-like," fell in the area.
  • UFO LEAVES TRACES! (Gleeson, Arizona): Mrs. Pearl Christianson reported seeing a large silver circular object and a shiny gold object. Investigation of the area revealed a strange, acid-like odor, hot rocks, charred cactus plants, and burned spots on the peak.
  • AKRON, OHIO: Ron Croghan and a friend reported a dull grey, blimp-sized, football-shaped object that darted in and out of overcast, later appearing disc-shaped and domed.
  • ABBEVILLE, LA.: Residents reported strange lights of different colors moving erratically, causing animals to become frightened. Radar screening found no planes in the area.
  • UFO'S SEEN IN BATH, N.Y.: A "bright, very intense light" with "steady red lights circling" was observed.

Latest Word on Predicted UFO Landings and 'Incidents'

A "SOLAR SPACE LETTER" predicts "MANY LANDINGS" beginning in March 1969 and continuing through July 1969, by beings who are here to "observe." It warns that some "incidents" are deliberately falsified by "certain departments and individuals" in league with external elements. The letter also references a 1955 statement by George Adamski about "unusual lights" and mentions "installations" on the moon satellite LUNA, and communication with Apollo 8 astronauts.

Venice, Florida UFO Visits

Two consecutive nights in January 1969, a brightly lighted UFO with a "tail" of sparks was sighted over the Gulf of Mexico. It was described as having a pulsating red nucleus surrounded by an orange-yellow corona, shooting out sparks.

Summary of Criticism of the Condon Report - 1969

By John A. Keel, this extensive critique questions the quality, validity, and integrity of the Condon Report. Keel argues:

1. Lack of Objectivity: The report, commissioned at a cost of over $600,000, reads like a cheap novel and attacks UFO researchers, serving as a platform for Dr. Condon's personal views rather than being scientific.
2. Padding: Over 50% of the report consists of reprints of old Air Force releases and irrelevant papers, with charts and graphs dating back to the early 1950s, with no effort to update them.
3. Inadequate Data Collection: No effort was made to collect, correlate, and present accurate data from the thousands of UFO reports allegedly studied.
4. Poor Organization and Contradictions: Sections are filled with contradictions, suggesting contributors were unfamiliar with each other's work. The report is poorly organized and appears hastily assembled.
5. Expense vs. Value: The report's content does not justify its high cost; a similar report could have been assembled for a fraction of the price.
6. Loss of Original Work: Few project members who conducted original investigations contributed to the final report. Only 59 reports are examined in depth, treated as individual anecdotes, and no practical methodology was developed.
7. Misinterpretation of Ancient Texts: Samuel Rosenburg's comparison of the "Tulli papyrus" to Ezekiel's wheel is criticized as naive, ignoring the papyrus's translation history and the nature of Egyptology.
8. Conscious Effort vs. Sincere Study: The project appears designed to satisfy the Air Force contract rather than conduct a sincere study of UFO data. Its main theme is the impracticality of the extraterrestrial thesis, rather than first collecting data to determine if the phenomenon exists.
9. Questionable Qualifications: The qualifications and competence of the individuals directly employed by the study are questioned.

Keel concludes that Dr. Condon has provided "another paperback filled with garbage" that fails to answer intelligent questions.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The recurring themes in this issue revolve around the persistent reporting of UFO sightings across various locations, the growing scientific interest and acknowledgment of the UFO phenomenon, and a strong critical stance against the perceived shortcomings of the official Condon Report. The editorial stance, as expressed by the publication's policy, is to "print all data relevant to the UFO Field in general; and to present BOTH sides of any controversial aspect." The inclusion of John A. Keel's detailed critique of the Condon Report exemplifies this commitment to presenting critical viewpoints alongside reported evidence.

This issue of SAUCER SCOOP, dated December 1968 (Volume 1, No. 12), is a publication dedicated to exploring unexplained phenomena, with a particular focus on UFOs, mysteries, and fringe science. The magazine features a variety of articles, letters from readers, and reports on sightings and historical events.

Tenets of the Alternate Reality Theory

Authored by Allen H. Greenfield, Executive Director of the Foundation for Philosophic Advancement, this section outlines ten points of a working theory regarding alternate realities. These tenets suggest that our universe is just one of many, each with unique laws, and that separation between them can be overcome. Overt contact has not occurred in modern times, but covert manipulation by malevolent entities from other realities is proposed. A subgroup of these entities is described as 'little man' types, distinct from more humanoid beings, and another group is believed to be combating malevolent forces.

Historical Revision: Earth's Ancient Civilization

The document presents a variant of historical revision, positing that Earth once had a highly advanced civilization that developed technology, including astronautics, and made contact with other worlds. This civilization was eventually destroyed by enemies, leading to a dark age. However, remnants of this civilization, aided by friendly outside forces, influenced subsequent, less advanced civilizations, manifesting as 'gods' and 'magicians'. The theory suggests that 'anti-humans' made gains, causing human civilization to disarray around the common era. It advocates for a non-mythic assessment of human history, considering 'little men' myths as objective facts and linking them to modern UFO phenomena.

Dr. Jessup's Mysterious Death

A prominent article questions the official ruling of 'suicide' for Dr. M.K. Jessup, a noted astronomer and UFO investigator. The mystery surrounding his death is explored, referencing strange annotated books and a secret edition of his work titled 'The Varo Edition'. The article suggests Jessup may have known too much and taken his own life to avoid facing terrifying truths, also touching upon his interest in psychic and occult subjects.

UFO Sightings and Reports

Several sections detail UFO sightings and related phenomena:

  • 'Thing From Space' Worth $1000: A report from Worthville, North Carolina, about a salesman finding a black, cone-shaped object believed to have passed through the atmosphere.
  • 'The End of The Invaders': This section discusses the cancellation of a TV show, suggesting it was due to the subject matter being 'too hot to handle', with actor Roy Thinnes hinting at more truth in the plots than people realize.
  • Astronomer Changes His Mind About UFOs: Dr. Hynek, initially skeptical, now views UFOs as a scientific problem, proposing a classification system based on strangeness and credibility. He laments the lack of scientific investigation into UFOs.
  • Bubble !!! (Toil and Trouble): A collection of reader reports from the Daily Mirror describing mysterious objects resembling bubbles, tennis balls, or saucers, seen in England. These objects exhibited unusual speed and behavior.
  • 'The Great Airship Mystery' (1909): An extract from the Daily Times (New Zealand) recounts the 1909 airship mystery, involving sightings of lights and a cigar-shaped object, which was considered a precursor to UFOs.

Scientific Theories and Speculations

  • Earth's Wobble May Cause Quakes - Climate Changes: This article discusses Dr. James Heirtzer's hypothesis that the Earth's spin wobble may be responsible for earthquakes, mountain-building, and climate changes. It links this wobble to sea-floor spreading and the Earth's magnetic field, suggesting that reversals in the magnetic field might coincide with changes in marine life.
  • UFO's and Earthquakes: A question is posed about the correlation between UFO sightings before earthquakes and their potential role as a warning.
  • One Mars' Moon !!!!: Dr. S. Fred Singer suggests that the US should aim to send astronauts to Mars' moons, viewing them as pristine examples of the solar system's early material.

Sasquatch Encounter

'Bagged by a Sasquatch !!!' by John W. Hopp recounts the alleged experience of Albert Ostman, a retired lumberman who claimed to have been kidnapped by Sasquatch near Toba Inlet, British Columbia, in 1924. Ostman describes being carried for hours, held captive by a family of Sasquatch, and his eventual escape. He provides detailed descriptions of the creatures, noting their physical characteristics and behavior.

UFO Maps

An advertisement offers a series of UFO maps covering UFO concentration, famous sightings, landings, occupant encounters, organizations, 'Angel Hair Falls', and magnetic effects cases in the continental US and worldwide, available for purchase.

United Nations to Investigate Unexplained Aerial Phenomena

An article titled 'Unraveling the Mystery of Man' by Albert Roy Davis mentions the United Nations' interest in investigating unexplained aerial phenomena and UFOs. It also includes advertisements for UFO-related books and science projects.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

This issue consistently explores the unexplained, from theoretical physics and alternate realities to eyewitness accounts of UFOs and cryptids. There's a strong emphasis on questioning official narratives (like Dr. Jessup's death) and encouraging further research into phenomena that challenge conventional scientific understanding. The magazine appears to lean towards a belief in the reality of UFOs and other paranormal events, presenting various theories and reports to support this perspective. The editorial stance encourages readers to engage with these topics and contribute to the collective knowledge.

This document is a promotional flyer for 'COSMOS' magazine, which was formerly known as 'THE NEW COSMIC STAR'. It highlights the magazine's focus on psychic phenomena, ESP, hypnosis, astrology, UFOs, self-improvement, philosophy, and spiritual developments. The publication claims to be the world's fastest-growing monthly publication in this genre.

Subscription rates are listed as $5.00 for a 1-year subscription and $8.00 for a 2-year subscription. A special offer allows subscribers to receive a $2.00 discount on a 1-year subscription or a $3.00 discount on a 2-year subscription if they attach a specific advertisement from 'SAUCER SCOOP' to their order. A free sample can be obtained by writing to COSMOS at PO Box 579, Lawndale, California 90260.

Announcements

An announcement is made regarding a change of address for UFO SKYWATCH, with Mrs. Jen Stevens listed as the Editor. Correspondence for UFO SKYWATCH or E.P.I.C. should now be sent to BOX 124, SCHOHARIE, N.Y. 12157.

Another announcement directs readers to write to HARRY HOFFMAN at 26-19 141st. st., Flushing, NY, concerning 'A FRYING SAUCER'.

Special Offers and Publications

A special offer provides 10 months of 'SKYLOOK' magazine for only $2.00. Readers are encouraged not to miss a single issue and to send their requests to SKYLOOK, BOX 129, STOVER, MO. 65078.

The cover headline promotes a special feature in the upcoming 'CANADIAN UFO REPORT' magazine, which is described as an illustrated, bi-monthly publication starting in December. This feature will cover 'FLAP OVER THE YUKON UFOs entering North America in force through northern Canada', based on confirmed sightings. Other articles mentioned for this magazine include 'Were Martian Moonships Manned by Asteroid-Belt Refugees?' and 'Ton of UFO Metal studied by Canadian Government', as well as 'NEW ZEALAND FLIER PLOTS GLOBAL UFO GRID'. The magazine aims for a serious, undramatized approach to the UFO mystery.

Subscriptions for 'CANADIAN UFO REPORT' are $3.00 a year in Canada and the U.S., with a single copy costing 60¢. Subscriptions should be sent to CANADIAN UFO REPORT, PO BOX 758, DUNCAN, B.C., CANADA.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The recurring themes in this document revolve around the promotion of paranormal and ufological publications. The editorial stance appears to be one of actively encouraging reader engagement through subscriptions, article submissions, and special offers for related magazines. There is a clear emphasis on reporting news and events related to UFO sightings and psychic phenomena, positioning 'COSMOS' as a leading publication in this field.