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En Gal Gal Verden - 1995 No 08
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Title: EN GAL GAL VERDEN Issue: Nr. 8, 1995 - Week 31 Price: 32.50 (incl. VAT) Publisher: Norges sprøeste blad - slår alle rekorder! (Norway's craziest magazine - breaking all records!)
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Title: EN GAL GAL VERDEN
Issue: Nr. 8, 1995 - Week 31
Price: 32.50 (incl. VAT)
Publisher: Norges sprøeste blad - slår alle rekorder! (Norway's craziest magazine - breaking all records!)
This issue of 'En Gal Gal Verden' is packed with sensational and bizarre stories, focusing on paranormal phenomena, medical anomalies, and unusual human behaviors. The cover prominently features a mummified creature and headlines proclaiming the death of the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, and the existence of an 'Alligator Man'.
Nessie is Dead!
The cover story dramatically announces that the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, is dead. While no further details are provided on the cover, this sensational claim sets the tone for the magazine's content.
The Alligator Man Exists!
Page 4 and 5 introduce the 'Alligator Man', a mummified specimen that 'Hr Marsh' displays in his museum of deformities and mutations. Marsh claims this creature was found in the swamps of Florida and is half-human, half-alligator. He states that while he doesn't know how it came to be, 'Mother Nature plays tricks on us sometimes.' The museum also features other oddities like a two-headed goat and a lamb with two bodies. The article is attributed to Rex Featrues LTD.
Bigfoot's Severed Hands and Feet Found in the Himalayas
Pages 2 and 3 detail a macabre discovery made by two mountaineers in the Himalayas: the severed hands and feet of a creature believed to be Bigfoot, also known as the Yeti or 'Snowman'. Zoologist Thomas Ropelli, who has been searching for Bigfoot for nineteen years, is interviewed. He explains that the local villagers, who live a tough life, have little regard for the Yeti and may have killed it for meat. Ropelli states that the body parts were cut off and found behind a hut, with the rest of the body already consumed. He believes this find will silence skeptics and prove the existence of the Snowman. Samples have been examined by researchers worldwide and are confirmed to be from an animal unknown to science. Biologist Lars Wiik also supports this conclusion. Ropelli plans to donate the specimens to the Smithsonian Institution and has persuaded Nepalese authorities to offer rewards for live Yetis and photographs, hoping to secure a live specimen for study. The article is by Randy Jeffries, with photos by IFOT.
Thousands of Youths Get High on Cow Dung in the USA
Page 6 and 7 report on a disturbing new trend in the USA: thousands of young people are sniffing cow dung to get high. This practice reportedly started in Malaysia in 1992 among drug addicts who couldn't afford cocaine or heroin. They discovered that by placing a bowl over fresh cow dung and using a straw, they could inhale the methane gas for a euphoric effect. Dr. John Talberson from Atlanta describes this 'cow dung sniffing idiocy' as being out of control, causing lethargy, poor vision, and in some cases, permanent brain damage. He notes that it is cheaper and more accessible than other drugs. Talberson has developed a new blood test to detect cow dung sniffers and advocates for intervention.
Black Couple Has a White Baby via IVF
Pages 7 and 8 present the story of Marcia and Bill Ranken, a black couple who underwent artificial insemination. They were allegedly told the sperm donor was a 180 cm tall, muscular black man with an IQ of 135. However, their daughter Tanya was born white, leading the couple to sue the clinic for 40 million kroner, claiming the clinic broke its promise. Marcia insists she was not unfaithful and that the clinic lied about the donor's race. They are suing to prevent other couples from experiencing similar deception. The article is by Elizabeth Heller and Christine Lindsjöö.
Don't Steal Robert's Tomato: He'll Shoot You!
Page 8 features Robert Ehigh from Ohio, USA, who is fiercely guarding his prize-winning tomato. He claims the tomato, grown from seeds passed down from his father over 40 years ago, is on its way to breaking the world record for heaviest tomato, potentially worth 800,000 kroner. Robert is prepared to use his rifle to protect his valuable produce from thieves. The article is by Lars Brander.
He Has Einstein's Eyes on Glass!
Pages 9 and 10 delve into the controversial fate of Albert Einstein's remains. Despite Einstein's explicit wish to be cremated, his brain and eyes were removed by pathologist Thomas Harvey during an autopsy. Harvey claims it was routine for German scientists. The brain was cut into pieces and distributed as souvenirs, though Harvey kept the largest portions. Einstein's personal friend and doctor, Henry Abrams, then took Einstein's eyes, describing them as 'beautiful' and containing 'all the world's knowledge'. Abrams preserved the eyes in a special chemical solution and keeps them in a New Jersey bank vault, meditating with them several times a year. It was only revealed in the past year that the eyes were not cremated. There are also unconfirmed reports that Einstein's heart and genitals were also removed. Abrams is reportedly considering selling the eyes, with Michael Jackson rumored to have offered 5 million dollars. The article questions whether the body cremated was truly Einstein's, given these accounts. The article is by Lars Brander.
The Bowler Performs Miracles with His One Finger!
Page 10 highlights Bryan, a 45-year-old construction worker who lost his limbs in an explosion 10 years prior. Despite having only one finger left on his right hand, he has become a star bowler on his company's team, recently achieving a perfect score. Initially discouraged by colleagues, Bryan persevered after a painful first attempt where he dropped the bowling ball on his foot. He is now described as being 'obsessed' with bowling.
Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance
The magazine consistently features sensational, often macabre, and unusual stories that push the boundaries of belief. The editorial stance appears to be one of sensationalism, presenting extraordinary claims with a degree of credulity, encouraging readers to question the conventional and embrace the bizarre. Themes include cryptozoology (Bigfoot, Nessie), unexplained phenomena (Alligator Man), medical curiosities (Einstein's organs, IVF anomaly), and extreme human behaviors (drug use, obsessive hobbies).
This issue of "EN GAL GAL VERDEN" (A Mad Mad World) presents a collection of sensational and often bizarre stories, covering a range of topics from alleged animal deaths and unsolved mysteries to unusual art, health issues, and paranormal claims. The magazine's tone is sensationalist, aiming to shock and intrigue the reader with extraordinary accounts.
Stunt Squirrel's Tragic End
The lead story, "MODIG STUNTEKORN BLE SUGD NED I ET AVLØP!" (Brave Stunt Squirrel Sucked Down a Drain!), recounts the supposed demise of Gerard Heroique, a popular stunt squirrel. Gerard, known for his water skiing abilities, was allegedly sucked into a drain while crossing a small lake in Paris. His manager, Bertrand de Rotande, stated that a memorial service would be held and that Gerard followed in the tragic footsteps of his father, Hercule, who also died during a water skiing stunt.
Uri Geller's Artistic Transformation
An article titled "NÅ LAGAR HAN KUNST-AV BILER" (Now He Creates Art From Cars) focuses on Uri Geller, the psychic known for bending spoons. Geller has now created a unique art car called "Cadi-Spoon," a 1976 Cadillac covered in 5000 bent spoons and forks, many of which were donated by schoolchildren and celebrities. The car is currently exhibited at the Israeli Museum in Jerusalem as a symbol of peace, with plans for a tour in the Middle East.
The Golden Schwarzwaldkake
"SCHWARZWALDKAKE DEKKET MED RENT GULL!" (Black Forest Cake Covered in Pure Gold!) reports on a luxurious culinary creation from Kafe Kafka in Hollywood. Konditor Kristian Von Ritzhoff has created a Black Forest cake covered in 23-carat gold leaf, priced at 4000 kroner and serving 16 people. The article notes that while unusual, eating gold is not unheard of in some cultures.
Nessie's Alleged Death
"DET VERDENS-BERØMTE UHYRET NESSIE ER DØD!" (The World-Famous Monster Nessie Is Dead!) claims that the Loch Ness Monster has died. Marine biologist Karl Cramer asserts that Nessie was found dead and will be transported to a research facility in Glasgow for an autopsy. Cramer calls Nessie's death "the tragedy of the century" and notes that the creature left behind a baby, "Dino-mite," which was previously captured and released by French zoologist Michael Genet.
Jack the Ripper Mystery Club
"HER VET MAN ALT OM JACK THE RIPPER!" (Here We Know Everything About Jack the Ripper!) introduces a new enthusiasts' club called "The Cloak and Dagger Club." Formed in the previous year, the club aims to solve the mystery of Jack the Ripper's identity. The article highlights that while much is known about the Ripper's crimes in Victorian England, his true identity remains elusive. The club meets to compare materials and discuss theories.
Childhood Anorexia
"BOBBIE ER SEKS ÅR - OG ANOREKTIKER!" (Bobbie Is Six Years Old - And Anorexic!) tells the story of Bobbie Beadle, a six-year-old girl diagnosed with anorexia. Her mother, Theresa, recounts how Bobbie began restricting her food intake after being teased by older boys. The article emphasizes that anorexia affects not only women but also men and even young children.
Alien Transformation Claim
"ROMVESNER FORVANDLET MIN MANN TIL EN KAKERLAKK!" (Aliens Transformed My Husband Into a Cockroach!) features the extraordinary claim of Alice Drommaneyer. She alleges that her husband, Frank, was abducted by four small green aliens who then transformed him into a cockroach after stealing their wallets. Alice is seeking help and believes others may have experienced similar phenomena.
Chimp Nurturing Skills
"APEN MED EN REV BAK ØRET!" (The Monkey With a Fox Behind Its Ear!) reports on a chimpanzee named Bertie at a hospital in Dunstable, England. Bertie has shown exceptional nurturing skills, caring for orphaned fox cubs. The article notes that Bertie has begun preparing to become a mother herself.
Vampire Wedding
"Vampyrbryllup i England: DA BÆRER BRUDEN SVART!" (Vampire Wedding in England: The Bride Wears Black!) describes the wedding of Helen Jones and Jamie Griffith. Helen, a long-time fan of horror and vampires, chose a black wedding dress and a black wedding cake. Her idol is Morticia from "The Addams Family," and the couple plans to honeymoon in Transylvania.
Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance
The magazine consistently features stories that are sensational, unusual, and often on the fringes of belief. The editorial stance appears to be one of presenting extraordinary claims with a degree of credulity, encouraging readers to ponder the unexplained and the bizarre. Recurring themes include mysteries, alleged paranormal events, unusual health conditions, and eccentric lifestyles. The magazine seems to cater to an audience interested in the strange and the shocking, often blurring the lines between fact and speculation.
This issue of UFO-Aktuelt, dated 1995, is a Norwegian magazine featuring a diverse range of unusual and intriguing stories, from human achievements and medical anomalies to peculiar products and animal oddities.
Jay Caputo: The Balancing Stuntman
The cover story highlights Jay Caputo, a former elite gymnast who has transitioned into a career as a stuntman in Hollywood. His acrobatic balancing skills have helped him secure roles in numerous films and TV commercials, including a stunt role in 'Batman III'.
Anna Tomasello: The Rapidly Aging Child
This section details the case of Anna Tomasello, born via IVF using sperm from a 4000-year-old man discovered in Denmark. Anna ages at an astonishing rate, four times faster than normal children, appearing like a teenager at the age of four. Doctors are baffled by her condition and fear she may have a significantly shortened lifespan.
'Heart Drops': Candy with a Bloody Secret
The magazine explores 'Heart Drops', a German candy flavored with real human blood. Initially launched as a novelty, it became a surprising success, particularly in Germany. However, its unique ingredient has led to import bans in many countries, including Australia, France, Morocco, Spain, Portugal, and Turkey. The manufacturer, represented by assistant director Helen Wolfe, expresses frustration over the restrictions, noting that while they anticipated interest from 'vampires', the broad appeal among ordinary people was unexpected. Despite criticism and concerns about its health implications, the company maintains that no proof of harm has been established.
Harry the Halibut: A Feast for 150 Guests
A story about a massive halibut, nicknamed 'Harry', weighing 55 kilograms and measuring 160 cm, caught off the coast of Newcastle. Master chef Simon Tennett plans a three-day banquet for 150 guests, who will pay 200 kroner each for a taste of this extraordinary fish, estimated to be at least 25 years old.
Driving School Mishap
A humorous anecdote about a driving test in Winnipeg, Canada, where a student, eager to get her license, accidentally drove the car straight through the entrance of the driving school.
Skunk Invasion in the Kitchen
John Stanborough recounts a terrifying night when he awoke to find a skunk in his kitchen. The potent odor of the skunk necessitated the fumigation of his entire house and the disposal of all his belongings.
Dave Foley's Flooded Home
Dave Foley of Jupiter Island, Florida, experienced a devastating flood when the sea surged into his home, turning his living room and furniture into an underwater scene. The incident required extensive renovation of his house.
The Portable Tandem Bicycle
An innovative portable tandem bicycle designed by Harry Montague is introduced. This American invention can be folded down to a compact size, making it easier to transport and store, addressing the challenges of traveling with a tandem bike.
The 'Moppet' Dog Breed
This section discusses the creation of a new dog breed called the 'Moppet', a cross between an Old English Sheepdog and a Komondor. These dogs are bred to resemble a mop and are trained to clean floors by running in circles. Animal rights activists in Los Angeles have protested the breed, deeming it exploitative. The breed's temperament is described as aggressive, making them unsuitable for families with children.
Felix Graybaugh's Culinary Quest for a Wife
Millionaire New York banker Felix Graybaugh organized a unique cooking competition to find a wife, prioritizing culinary skills over personality or appearance. After tasting 437 dishes, he selected Elsa Pyfer, a Chicago widow, for her exceptional chocolate cake. The arrangement is described as a practical partnership rather than a romantic one.
Donna Powers: Politician and Mermaid
Donna Powers, a politician in Richmond, faces criticism for her long-standing role as a performer in an aquarium, where she appears as a mermaid. Despite the controversy and accusations of indecency, Powers defends her actions, suggesting the criticism is politically motivated due to her stance on corruption and institutional issues.
Tony the Orangutan: The Lucky Kisser
At the Los Angeles Zoo, an orangutan named Tony has become a celebrity due to his 'lucky kisses'. Visitors queue for hours hoping to receive a kiss, with several individuals reporting extraordinary good fortune, including winning the lottery and recovering from ailments, after being kissed by Tony.
Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance
The magazine consistently explores the unusual, the unexplained, and the extraordinary aspects of life. From scientific experiments with unexpected outcomes to peculiar human endeavors and animal behaviors, UFO-Aktuelt maintains a tone of fascination with the unconventional. The editorial stance appears to be one of reporting on these phenomena with a sense of wonder and curiosity, without necessarily endorsing or debunking them, allowing readers to draw their own conclusions.
This issue of Weekly World News, dated November 9, 1993, is filled with sensational and human-interest stories, covering a wide range of unusual events and individuals. The magazine's tone is sensationalist, focusing on extraordinary claims and remarkable occurrences.
Featured Articles
English Snails on the Market
The cover story introduces Tony Vaughan, a former sergeant who has started a successful snail farm called L'Escargot Anglais. He claims that English snails are just as good as French ones and that French people even come to his farm to learn. Vaughan borrowed 40,000 pounds to start his business, initially facing challenges with snail growth and egg-laying. After 18 months of research, he succeeded, and his business now turns over approximately 7 million kroner annually, supplying both shops and restaurants. He also recounts an incident where animal rights activists attacked his farm, killing the snails and causing significant damage, but he emphasizes that he cares for his snails' well-being, as their growth depends on their environment.
Extraterrestrial Healing of a Dying Boy
This article details the alleged miraculous healing of a five-year-old boy named Benjamin, who was suffering from a fatal blood disease. According to his mother, Marcia, Benjamin was playing in a park when a silver spacecraft landed. Two green, shimmering beings emerged, calmed them, and took Benjamin aboard. They administered injections of a yellow liquid, after which Benjamin's health rapidly improved. His doctors confirmed his recovery was inexplicable, but Marcia attributes it to his extraterrestrial visitors.
Bobbie is Six Years Old and Anorexic
This is a brief mention of a case involving a six-year-old named Bobbie who is struggling with anorexia. The article notes that experts are working with her, and she is making small progress.
Rob Ross: Anorexia Survivor
Rob Ross, 37, shares his harrowing experience with anorexia, which began in 1982 after a move. He became obsessed with exercise and severely restricted his diet, losing a significant amount of weight. By 1989, he was consuming only 1000 calories a day, and by the following year, he weighed just 35 kilograms. He experienced fainting spells and intense self-loathing. A trip south in 1990 made him realize how thin he had become. After seeking help, he is now on the path to recovery, weighing 54 kilograms, but acknowledges that the struggle with anorexia is a lifelong battle.
Robbery at Leeds Permanent Building Society
This report describes a terrifying robbery at the Leeds Permanent Building Society in England. At 10:20 AM, four cashiers and five customers were in the building when robbers stormed in, threatening everyone with weapons and demanding money from the tills. A hidden camera captured the event, documenting the brutality and increasing crime. The robbers fled, leaving the victims traumatized and their sense of security shattered.
Emma Finds Lost Balls
Emma Elliot-Pyle has turned a common problem on golf courses into a profitable business. She works as a diver, retrieving golf balls that land in water hazards. She dives into the water, collects the balls, and sells them back to their owners. Her business is reportedly thriving.
The Doped Parrot: Crackhead's Recovery
This article tells the story of Crackhead, a parrot that became addicted to drugs due to its owner's heavy use of hashish and marijuana. The parrot was exposed to the smoke and began to exhibit addictive behaviors, even consuming drug paraphernalia. When the owner was admitted for rehabilitation, Crackhead was allowed to join, undergoing a similar treatment. The parrot experienced severe withdrawal symptoms, including aggression and hallucinations. However, Crackhead has now recovered and is said to be abstaining from drugs.
Poodle Inherits 100 Million
Joyeaux Chien de Montepelier, a pampered poodle known as Joy, inherited a castle and 100 million from her owner, Margaret Prendish. Since her owner's death two years prior, Joy has become difficult and demanding. She has had eleven different caretakers and two groomers. The poodle is described as a "monster" who has bitten her personal groomer and a mail carrier. Her current caretakers hope to resolve the situation without legal action, but there is a possibility Joy could end up in a poorhouse if her behavior does not improve.
Tumor-Ridden Fisherman Receives 100,000 Kroner Gift
This story highlights the generosity of Weekly World News readers towards Serapio Linao, a fisherman from the Philippines suffering from a rare tumor disease. Since childhood, Serapio's body has been covered in thousands of tumors. Despite his condition, he maintains an optimistic outlook and has been an inspiration to his community. Readers, moved by his story, sent him cards and donations, including a check for over 100,000 kroner, which will significantly improve his family's financial situation and relieve him of the daily burden of fishing for survival.
Mary Clamser's Lightning Strike Miracle
Mary Clamser, 42, who had been suffering from multiple sclerosis for years and was confined to a wheelchair, experienced a miraculous recovery after being struck by lightning. During a severe thunderstorm in Oklahoma City, a lightning bolt hit her house, passing through a metal door she was holding onto and striking her legs. She was thrown across the room and sustained burns. Upon waking at the hospital, she discovered she had regained feeling in her legs. Shortly after returning home, she was able to stand and walk again, a recovery her doctors deemed inexplicable but which she attributes to the lightning strike.
Steven Bampton's Bathtub Accident
Steven Bampton, 29, had a near-fatal accident shortly after deciding to resume his studies. While taking a bath, he fell asleep, only to wake up to cold water. He slipped while reaching for his towel and fell out of the bathroom window, landing on a small roof outside. His girlfriend's boyfriend, Adrian Loftus, managed to pull him to safety. The incident left Steven with injuries and a story that became known at his new school.
Fru Curley's Bottle Collection
This article features Fru Curley from Australia, who has an extraordinary passion for collecting empty bottles. She has amassed a collection of 35,000 bottles, including a nine-meter-high sculpture made from 17,000 bottles called "Big Stubble." She believes each bottle has a unique history, ranging from ancient whisky and rum bottles to Roman tear-collecting vessels.
Ellen Stevner Sues President Clinton
Ellen Wurzo, a 34-year-old secretary, is suing President Clinton for 10 million kroner, claiming he humiliated her. She alleges that she offered herself to him at a charity event in Washington, but he overlooked her. Wurzo states she had been attracted to Clinton since he became president and felt jealous of others who had affairs with him. She claims she would have done anything to get him into bed if she met him.
Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance
The recurring themes in this issue are the extraordinary, the miraculous, and the sensational. The magazine consistently presents stories that defy conventional explanation, focusing on individuals who have experienced extreme luck, miraculous recoveries, or unusual circumstances. The editorial stance appears to be one of fascination with the bizarre and the unbelievable, aiming to captivate readers with tales of the seemingly impossible. There is a strong emphasis on personal stories of overcoming adversity, whether through supernatural intervention, personal resilience, or sheer luck. The magazine also touches upon crime and unusual hobbies, all presented with a sensationalist flair.
This issue of GAL GAL VERDEN magazine, published in Norwegian, presents a diverse collection of sensational and unusual stories, ranging from scientific inventions with ethical implications to personal dramas, paranormal experiences, and peculiar hobbies. The cover story introduces a revolutionary 'truth paper' developed by biologist Lawrence Bochte, which turns red when a person lies, sparking controversy and debate.
Articles
The 'Truth Paper': A Threat to Freedom?
The main article details Lawrence Bochte's invention, 'The Enzyme Lie Detector' paper. When a person licks a piece of the paper after answering a question, it turns blue if they tell the truth and red if they lie. Bochte claims the paper reacts to an enzyme produced when lying. The invention is expected to change lives and has already drawn protests from 'freedom fighters' like Albert Stoler, who views it as a threat to freedom of speech and privacy, giving undue power to employers and authorities. Bochte, however, believes it simply reveals who is sincere and who is not, and is negotiating with companies for mass production, aiming for a market release within six months.
Ellen's Traumatic Encounter with President Clinton
This piece recounts Ellen's alleged negative experience with President Clinton. She claims to have spent 2000 kroner on a dress to meet him, but when she approached him, he coldly rejected her request to speak privately and walked away. Ellen describes the incident as traumatic, leading to depression and even suicidal thoughts, and states she paid a psychologist over 160,000 kroner to cope. She is now suing President Clinton for 10 million kroner in damages for 'tort and suffering.'
Javier: Madly in Love with Cher
This article focuses on Javier, a 30-year-old man from California who is an extreme fan of the star Cher. His collection includes 18 Cher dolls (12 converted into lamps), over 3000 photographs, 16 Cher watches, 25 posters, two oil paintings, and numerous books and magazines. He also owns Cher's films 'Moonstruck' and 'The Mask,' and all her TV appearances from the 60s onwards. Javier cherishes a single encounter with Cher, where she autographed a photo for him four times. He once met her on the street, calling it the 'most fantastic day of my life.'
Missouri: The World's Only Maize Pipe Producer
This report highlights a unique industry in Washington, Missouri, which is the sole producer of maize pipes globally. The company, founded 126 years ago, exports 2 million pipes annually. The current manager, Ed Murphy, explains that the pipes are made from maize and sealed with 'Turkish clay' (meerschaum). Despite facing competition in the past, they are now the only producers. Recent floods have impacted the maize harvest, limiting production, but the business remains successful, even amidst anti-smoking campaigns.
Anna's Gruesome Revenge: Sent a Dead Rat to Her Cheating Boyfriend
This story details Anna O'Neill's reaction to discovering her boyfriend, Tony Knevett, was not as committed as she believed. After a friend revealed Tony's infidelity, Anna, 23, sent him a dead, white rat with a note bearing his name. She hopes this act will make him understand the 'rat' he is. Tony has declined to comment on the incident.
'I Had a Sightseeing Tour of Hell!' - The Story of a Resurrected Pastor
Pastor Ray Shubert recounts a near-death experience where, during a 12-minute period when his heart stopped, he claims to have visited hell. He describes it not as a fiery inferno but as an endless, frozen tundra where the damned are chased by their victims. He witnessed historical figures like Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler, Lee Harvey Oswald, Billy the Kid, Joseph Stalin, and Attila the Hun being tortured. Psychologists who have studied his account believe he genuinely experienced an out-of-body experience.
Supermom Nicola Pridham: One Baby a Year for 13 Years!
Nicola Pridham, a mother from the UK, has given birth to 12 children in 12 years and is expecting her 13th. She loves being pregnant and wants more children. Her husband, Kevin, initially thought 12 was enough but was persuaded by Nicola. The family, with children ranging from 12 years to 8 months old, manages with Kevin working as a carpenter and Nicola running a small business from home, knitting and sewing clothes for the children. Nicola handles all household chores herself, including washing up to six loads of laundry daily.
Nudists Invade the Alps!
This short piece reports on the opening of the first hotel complex for nudists in the Alps during the winter season. It notes that while standing naked while skiing in the snow and cold is possible, falling can lead to painful injuries, as experienced by Christa Selunize-Kreulr, a 28-year-old nurse.
Police Chase: 'Drop Your Pants, You Scoundrel!'
This article describes a police pursuit in Ewing, New Jersey, where two bank robbers were cornered near portable toilets. However, when the police stormed the toilets, the robbers had already escaped. The article humorously imagines the police shouting the headline phrase at the fleeing suspects.
Wayne Scott Found $86,000 and Returned It
Wayne Scott, while repairing a cash register, discovered $86,000 inside. He initially considered what he could do with the money but decided against stealing it, remembering the commandment 'Thou shalt not steal.' He returned the money to his employer. It turned out that no one at the bank had noticed the money was missing. Wayne received a finder's fee of $2,500 from the bank and $150 from the National Enquirer, along with a 'Certificate of Honour.' He believes having a clear conscience is more valuable than money.
Lottery Winner After Cancer Scare
Ted Packera from Pennsylvania experienced a double stroke of luck. After undergoing training, he was diagnosed with a possible tumor and told he might have cancer. However, after a successful surgery, he was informed the tumor was benign and required no further treatment. On the same evening, Ted won $8.9 million in the lottery, making him feel incredibly fortunate.
The Extraterrestrial Meets America's Spokesman!
This article discusses alleged secret meetings between an extraterrestrial and prominent US politicians, including George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Ross Perot. The alien was recently photographed with Newt Gingrich, the Speaker of the US House of Representatives. Perry Hogstead believes Gingrich is becoming more powerful, possibly encouraged by the alien. The extraterrestrial is reportedly seeking financial aid for other aliens secretly colonizing Earth and is looking for a new presidential candidate to support, having expressed disappointment with President Clinton. The alien's planet is described as more highly developed than Earth, and it has offered to share its advanced technology.
Kore Wants to Marry Her Boyfriend, But Her Mother Says No
Kore, a 17-year-old, wants to marry her 32-year-old boyfriend, Andrew Woolley, on their daughter Nikkis's first birthday. However, her mother, Diane, refuses permission, citing the age difference and Andrew's past drug use. Kore dismisses the drug issue, stating Andrew hasn't used drugs in over twelve years. The article suggests Diane risks losing her daughter if the dispute escalates.
Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance
The magazine consistently features sensationalized stories, often focusing on the bizarre, the extreme, and the paranormal. There's a clear interest in UFOs, alleged supernatural encounters, unusual personal lives, and crime. The editorial stance appears to be one of sensationalism, presenting extraordinary claims with a degree of credulity, often using dramatic headlines and personal anecdotes to engage the reader. The publication seems to cater to an audience interested in the sensational and the unexplained, blurring the lines between fact and speculation.
Title: UFO-Magasinet
Issue: 10
Volume: 1995
Date: 1995
Publisher: UFO-Magasinet
Country: Norway
Language: Norwegian
Price: kr. 45,-
This issue of UFO-Magasinet presents a diverse collection of human interest stories, ranging from unusual hobbies and personal triumphs to unique individuals.
Naken og fri ned løypa (Naked and Free Down the Slope)
This section details the experiences of individuals who enjoy skiing in the nude. A woman in Germany describes the feeling as 'wonderful' and 'liberating,' emphasizing that movement keeps one warm, though she notes that falling can expose parts of the body to extreme cold. Johann Schiller, a hotel owner in Obertraun, Austria, also promotes the experience, stating that his hotel near Winkl has become popular for this activity. He humorously points out that certain body parts are best not exposed to direct cold if one falls.
Plant Blomster i Dem! (Plant Flowers in Them!)
This article introduces Fru March from England, who has cultivated a unique 'shoe garden.' Instead of discarding worn-out shoes, she uses them as planters for flowers. She began with six pairs and now has 170 pairs of various types, including boots, dress shoes, pumps, and sneakers. Fru March finds this hobby simple to maintain, requiring only that the shoes be waterproofed to prevent rotting. Her collection is described as a 'whole shoe garden.'
Baktung Last! (Back-Heavy Load!)
This piece features Maureen, an elephant from the 'Bobby Roberts Super Circus' in England. Maureen has been trained to drive a truck, a feat that is particularly impressive given her weight of approximately three tons. The article notes that she has learned to operate the vehicle, which appears somewhat 'back-heavy' with her inside.
Da Forsvant Marys Lammelse! (When Mary's Paralysis Disappeared!)
This is a story of a miraculous recovery. Mary recounts how, after being paralyzed, she experienced a sudden return of mobility. She describes getting up, walking, and running with ease. She attributes her recovery entirely to divine intervention, stating, 'God made me well!' Her husband, Ron, witnessed her regaining the ability to hold milk without dropping it.
Million-gevinst og Friskmelding Samme Dag! (Million-Win and Recovery on the Same Day!)
This article tells the story of Ted, a veteran of the American Air Force. Ted experienced a dual stroke of fortune: he recovered from cancer and simultaneously won 8.9 million dollars in the lottery. He had prayed for healing from cancer, and upon recovery, discovered his lottery win. He is receiving payments of $305,000 per check. Ted expresses gratitude for God's intervention in both his health and financial situation.
Hele kroppen hans er tatovert - Leopardmannen fra Skottland! (His Whole Body is Tattooed - The Leopardman from Scotland!)
This feature focuses on Tom Leppard, known as the 'Leopardman.' He is recognized by the Guinness Book of Records as the world's most tattooed man, with 99.2% of his body covered in tattoos. The only areas not tattooed are between his toes and the inside of his ears. Leppard, who works at a fish farm in Scotland, proudly states that he has spent 28 years transforming himself into the 'Leopardman.' He enjoys traveling and showcasing his tattoos, finding it amusing and a way to meet people. The article speculates that his inspiration might have come from his time in the jungles of Africa.
Ring og vinn Harley Davidson tank radio (Ring and Win Harley Davidson Tank Radio)
This section is an advertisement for a contest where readers can win a unique Harley Davidson tank radio. The radio features separate handles for engine sound and main light, a classic Harley-Davidson eagle design, and FM-MW-LW radio capabilities. To enter, participants must call a specific phone number and answer questions related to the magazine's content. The service costs kr. 6.17 per minute and is available from August 1st to September 5th.
Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance
The magazine consistently features stories that highlight the unusual, the extraordinary, and the positive aspects of human experience. There's a clear interest in phenomena that deviate from the norm, whether it's unconventional hobbies, remarkable personal achievements, or seemingly inexplicable events like miraculous recoveries. The editorial stance appears to be one of curiosity and celebration of individuality and resilience, often with a touch of wonder or the unexplained, as suggested by the magazine's title, UFO-Magasinet.