The Bent Spoon - Volume 1 No 11

Magazine Overview

This issue of The Bent Spoon marks its one-year anniversary. The magazine positions itself as a unique publication in the paranormal media landscape, aiming to serve as a skeptical magazine for the true believer. It seeks to create a middle ground where believers and skeptics can engage in conversation, offering in-depth analysis, interviews with investigators and thinkers, Q&As between opposing viewpoints, reviews, and comic strips.

Articles and Features

"SOUPERNATURAL" by Jason Korbus

This article critically examines the nature of evidence in paranormal investigation, arguing that strong evidence for phenomena like ghosts, monsters, and ET visitations is severely lacking. The author contends that common forms of 'evidence' such as blurry photographs, grainy video, footprints, and EVPs are insufficient to prove anything beyond hoaxes, misperceptions, or imagination. While acknowledging that stories and eyewitness accounts are numerous, Korbus emphasizes their inherent unreliability. He uses the example of the Trayvon Martin shooting, where multiple eyewitness accounts contained significant discrepancies, to illustrate how human perception and memory are flawed, especially during stressful or unusual events. The article concludes that paranormal claims, like criminal investigations, must be supported by robust evidence, and that blurry photos and audio recordings are not proof that the laws of physics have been suspended or that consciousness survives death.

"THE WISDOM OF NOT UNDERSTANDING" by Benjamin Radford

Benjamin Radford explores the difficulties people face when they don't understand information, particularly in the context of pseudoscience and New Age beliefs. He outlines three root causes for a lack of understanding: the listener assuming the problem is with themselves, the speaker's inability to communicate effectively, or the content itself being nonsensical. Radford argues that people are often embarrassed to admit they don't understand, leading them to accept information uncritically. He criticizes the use of vague, scientific-sounding jargon in fields like New Age healing (e.g., 'human energy field,' 'vibrational frequency') without clear explanation. The article encourages readers to ask for clarification, stating that this process not only improves communication but also serves as a tool for revealing 'bullshit.' Radford suggests that if a speaker cannot explain their concepts in plain language, it's a warning sign of confusion.

"LOSING FAITH" An Interview with Peter Boghossian and Matt Thornton

This interview features Professor Peter Boghossian, a philosopher specializing in critical thinking and reasoning, and MMA coach Matt Thornton. Boghossian discusses his views on faith, which he describes as a 'delusion' and a 'cognitive sickness,' arguing that beliefs should be based on evidence rather than faith. He explains that when faith claims are treated as knowledge claims, it implies either deception, delusion, or an inaccessible process of knowing. Boghossian addresses backlash he has received for his outspokenness, stating that he is simply asking people to base their beliefs on evidence and acknowledge what they don't know. He asserts that superstition, which he equates with religion, is a global catastrophe. The interview also touches upon atheism, defining it as a lack of belief rather than a knowledge claim, and argues that morality exists independently of religion. Boghossian challenges the notion that without God, the world would descend into immorality, calling the religious hijacking of morality a 'scam.'

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The Bent Spoon consistently promotes a skeptical and evidence-based approach to paranormal and fringe topics. The magazine aims to foster critical thinking and reasoned discourse, encouraging readers to question claims and seek verifiable evidence. The editorial stance is clearly against the uncritical acceptance of anecdotal evidence and pseudoscience, advocating for a rational examination of phenomena. The magazine seeks to bridge divides by engaging both believers and skeptics in constructive dialogue, challenging echo chambers within both communities.

This issue of The Bent Spoon, dated 2012, presents a collection of articles focused on skepticism and critical examination of paranormal claims. The magazine features a cover story on 'Bryan & Baxter,' who investigate and expose unprofessional paranormal groups. Other articles delve into specific cases and phenomena, including the 'Olsen Champ Video,' the use of 'ghost boxes' in paranormal investigations, and a debate surrounding the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin.

Bryan & Baxter: Investigating the Investigators

The article introduces Bryan and Baxter, who aim to counter the harm caused by unprofessional paranormal groups. These groups are accused of using risky investigation practices and spreading dangerous beliefs, leading to terrified people calling for help. Bryan and Baxter's work involves exposing fake claims of space aliens, abductions, demonic possession, and communication with the dead. Their investigations are described as hilarious, dramatic, and entertaining. Beyond debunking, they have also encountered unexplained phenomena themselves, such as moving chairs and disembodied voices.

The Mad Skeptic: Investigating the Olsen Champ Video

Written by Myron Getman, this article scrutinizes a YouTube video uploaded in May 2009 by 'Mookiebone' (later identified as Eric Olsen) that purported to show a 'strange sighting' on Lake Champlain, dubbed 'Champ.' The video shows a creature resembling a large turtle swimming. Getman proposes that the footage was of a partially submerged log being transported by a subsurface current. His investigation in the summer of 2011 at the video's purported location, Oakledge Park in Burlington, VT, led him to believe the creature was a large swimming dog. He observed a dog in the shallow waters of Blanchard Beach whose swimming profile closely matched that of the animal in Olsen's video. Getman dismisses the possibility of it being a large creature like a moose calf due to the shallow water and the lack of nearby mother moose, concluding the video is not proof of 'Champ.'

Those Are Some Pretty Frank Assumptions

Authored by Bobby Nelson, this piece critically examines the use of 'Ghost Boxes' by paranormal investigators. Nelson explains that a ghost box is essentially a broken radio that scans channels, with users listening for fragmented words to communicate with spirits. He argues this is audio pareidolia and subjective validation, not genuine communication. Nelson specifically critiques Frank Sumption, the inventor of 'Frank's Box,' accusing him of being delusional and resorting to ad hominem attacks when challenged. Nelson asserts that ghost boxes are simply modified radios and that the concept of 'breaking' them to function improperly is not modification. He emphasizes that science requires rigorous testing and reproducibility, and that claims made by ghost box users have not met this standard. He also mentions Dr. Karen Stollznow, who wrote a critical piece on Frank Sumption.

Open Forum: A Response to my Critics

By Jason Korbus, this article responds to criticism from Dan Porter regarding Korbus's previous feature on the Shroud of Turin. Korbus acknowledges that the Shroud's authenticity is a matter of faith for many and that his article, which suggested it was likely a medieval forgery, would draw backlash. He defends his approach, stating he compiled scientific evidence and presented arguments in favor of its authenticity, while leaving room for reader criticism. Korbus addresses Porter's specific criticisms, including the omission of references before 1353 and the use of 'cafeteria facts' and 'inaccuracies.' Korbus dismisses Porter's arguments as weak and often based on out-of-context quotes, particularly highlighting Porter's statement that the Shroud 'may be the real burial cloth of Jesus' as highly speculative.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The overarching theme of this issue is the promotion of critical thinking and skepticism towards paranormal claims. The Bent Spoon consistently advocates for evidence-based reasoning and scientific methodology. The editorial stance is clearly in favor of debunking unsubstantiated claims and encouraging readers to question extraordinary assertions. The magazine provides a platform for skeptical viewpoints, offering rebuttals to proponents of paranormal phenomena and cryptozoology. The inclusion of 'The Open Forum' section suggests an intention to foster dialogue between believers and skeptics, though the content presented leans heavily towards the skeptical side.

This issue of The Bent Spoon Magazine, identified as Issue 8 and Volume 1, published around January 31, 2012, features a collection of articles that critically examine controversial topics, including the Shroud of Turin, the nature of faith and evidence, and the practices of paranormal investigation. The cover prominently features Dustin Pari, described as a self-proclaimed writer, philosopher, and paranormal rockstar, with the subtitle 'PART 2'. The magazine's overall tone appears to be skeptical and analytical, aiming to dissect claims and present evidence-based perspectives.

Articles

The Shroud of Turin: A Skeptical Examination

The first article, likely an editorial or commentary, directly addresses claims made by a blogger named Dan Porter regarding the carbon dating of the Shroud of Turin. The author refutes Porter's assertion that the scientific community widely considers the carbon dating to be meaningless. The author argues that Porter is misrepresenting the situation, using quotes out of context, such as one from Richard Dawkins, to support his belief in the Shroud's authenticity. The article also discusses Christopher Ramsey of the Oxford Radiocarbon Laboratory, suggesting Porter misrepresented Ramsey's views on carbon monoxide contamination. The author concludes that the scientific evidence points towards the Shroud being a medieval forgery, contrasting with Porter's belief that it is the burial shroud of Jesus, which the author deems a 'leap of faith'.

The Faith Hope Shell Game

Written by Matt Thornton, this article deconstructs the common conflation of the words 'faith' and 'hope'. Thornton argues that while 'hope' signifies a desire or wishful thinking, 'faith' is often used as a problematic claim to knowledge without evidence. He criticizes the way religious and superstitious individuals use 'faith' to avoid providing evidence for their extraordinary claims, citing examples like the use of 'faith' in relation to Jesus, Joseph Smith, and the Dalai Lama. Thornton engages in a Twitter exchange with 'Guru' Deepak Chopra, highlighting Chopra's inability to provide evidence for his claims about consciousness existing independently of the brain. The article posits that religious superstition relies on a 'confidence trick' and a defense mechanism against critical thinking. It concludes that the word 'faith' is only necessary when one is pretending to know something they do not, and that in a rational world, admitting ignorance would be a moral advantage.

Dustin Pari: A Paranormal Investigator's Perspective

This section appears to be an interview with Dustin Pari, a paranormal investigator. The conversation touches upon the use of EMF meters in ghost hunting, with Pari expressing skepticism about their scientific validity and correlation with paranormal activity. He suggests that reported symptoms like nausea or headaches might be attributable to environmental factors such as paint fumes or varnishing. Pari also discusses his departure from groups like TAPS and Ghost Hunters, stating he prefers working independently and conducting lectures. He expresses a desire to show people proof of the afterlife but feels the direction of television shows has become problematic. Pari emphasizes honesty in reporting findings and admits that most investigations yield no documented evidence. He also touches on the prevalence of 'fake expertise' in the paranormal community and the importance of self-reliance and studying foundational works in the field. The interview also briefly touches on the concept of 'fear cages' and the potential for misinterpretation of EMF readings.

Curing Cancer With A Disco Coffin

Written by Bryan Bonner, this article investigates claims made by Jeff Peckman and Ron Hall regarding 'Metatron Technology'. Peckman, known for his attempt to establish an extraterrestrial affairs commission in Denver, is selling products that claim to mitigate the effects of man-made electromagnetic fields. These products, including a 'Metatron Person Harmonizer' and 'Metatron Auto Harmonizer', are said to create 'peaceful coherent environments' and transform chaotic electromagnetic fields into life-supporting ones. The article questions the scientific basis of these claims, noting that Ron Hall refers to himself as a 'Divine Light Activator' and describes the software as being created through intention rather than traditional programming. The creators claim that chaotic fields contribute to various maladies, from physical discomfort to terminal cancer. The article also mentions a 'maturation period' for the software, requiring 120 hours of computer operation.

Other Topics and Discussions

The magazine also includes discussions on various other topics, often presented as questions and answers. These include:

• Ultraviolet acid on ghosts: Mentioned as a concept, though not elaborated upon.
• Turkey and chicken causing psychic abilities: A belief attributed to 'Barry'.
• Reconciling ghosts with Christian beliefs: Pari discusses his views, emphasizing that what happens between a person and God is personal and not for him to judge, particularly regarding sexuality. He also touches on the interpretation of the Bible and the dangers of using it to justify agendas.
• Open-mindedness: Pari is asked if he is open-minded, to which he responds that he tries to be discerning and willing to listen but not always to believe.
• Belief systems: When asked what it would take for him to shed his belief systems (Christianity), Pari states he would not give up his belief in either Christianity or his interest in the paranormal.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The recurring themes in this issue revolve around skepticism towards extraordinary claims, the critical examination of evidence, and the distinction between belief and knowledge. The magazine consistently adopts an analytical and questioning stance, challenging assertions made in the realms of the paranormal, religious belief, and alternative technologies. There is a strong emphasis on scientific reasoning and the avoidance of logical fallacies. The editorial stance appears to favor evidence-based conclusions and a cautious approach to phenomena that lack empirical support, while also acknowledging the personal nature of faith and belief systems.

This issue, dated September 15, 2007, is titled 'PAREIDOLIA OF THE MONTH' and appears to be a newsletter or small magazine focused on alternative technologies and unusual phenomena. The primary content revolves around 'Metatron Technology' software, its purported benefits, and the challenges in its installation and scientific validation. The issue also includes client testimonials and a humorous 'Pareidolia of the Month' feature.

Metatron Technology Software

The issue details a project to customize an installer for 'Metatron Technology' software, aiming for a simple and quick download process. The software is described as creating an 18 ft bubble of coherence around a computer, adjustable to the user's comfort level. Several versions are listed, including:

• Metatron Stress-free travel computer - laptop version (Free): Reduces stress and fatigue during travel.
• Metatron Global peace program (Free): Promotes peace globally.
• Metatron Feminine power program (Free): Connects to a global feminine power grid.
• Metatron Heart Opening Program (Free): Encourages heart opening.
• Metatron Ethical Governance Program (Free): Radiates an ethical influence.
• Metatron Stress-free Student Computer (Free): Creates a 10 ft bubble of coherence.
• Metatron Peaceful Retirement Community (Free): Engulfs retirement facilities with coherence.
• Metatron Community Coherence Program (Free): Aims to bring coherence to the Dartmouth Community.
• Metatron-Mushaba Health & Longevity Program (Free): Merges Metatron Technology with the Mushaba force for healing at the DNA and centriole level.
• Metatron-Mushaba Health & Longevity Program Family (Free): For entire families.
• Metatron Peaceful Home & Yard software (Free): Conditions EMFs in homes and yards.
• Metatron Peaceful Apartment Software (Free): Conditions EMFs in apartments.
• Metatron Peaceful Mobile Home Software (Free): Conditions EMFs in mobile homes.
• Metatron Stress-free Motor Home Software (Free): Reduces driving fatigue and road rage.
• Metatron Stress-free Office Enviro Software Small (Free): For small offices (up to 10 people).
• Metatron Stress-free Office Enviro Software Big (Call for quote): For large businesses.
• Metatron Stress-free Small Biz (Free): For small businesses, aiming to increase sales and reduce losses.
• Metatron Stress-free Small Biz & Grounds (Free): Supports successful business operations.
• Metatron Stress-free Big Biz (Call for quote): For large businesses.
• Metatron Big Biz & Grounds (Call for quote): For large businesses and their property.
• Metatron Bountiful Farm Software (Free): Creates a coherent and peaceful farm environment.

A custom version is available for a nominal fee.

Installation and Technical Scrutiny

The article details the installation process, noting that for Mac OS X, users are instructed to place a password-protected PDF file into a specific folder. The software's claims are questioned by an electronics engineer who points out that the claims of overcoming Ohm's law are not supported by the limited testing equipment mentioned (mostly functional up to 500mHz, with one device only up to 400Hz). The engineer also questions the relevance of audio signal charts to EMF and notes that any device radiating EMF must be FCC part 15 certified. An examination of the installed files revealed no executable programs, only PDF files and an uninstall program. The PDF files, when unencrypted, contain geometric patterns and wording related to the 'Metatron Cosmic Peace Program™'.

Testimonials

Two client testimonials are included:

• Glenna Quigley from San Diego, CA, praises the 'Metatron person harmonizer' for supporting harmony and healing, especially in hospice work, where conflicts are 'defused' and harmony established quickly. She notes the positive impact on patients, families, and colleagues.
• Janice Sloan from Littleton, CO, reports significant improvement in children in her classroom, particularly a disruptive kindergarten boy, due to the Metatron Technology, finding it effortless to be calm, patient, and loving.

Jeff Peckman is mentioned as having sought assistance to create an installer for the software, indicating a desire for automatic installation.

Legal Disclaimers and Context

The website for the technology includes a disclaimer stating that the products and/or technologies have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, mitigate, or prevent any disease. The article notes this as a legal safeguard for the company.

Jeff Peckman's campaign for the Denver Extraterrestrial Commission is mentioned, where he promoted the product and offered it to Denver Public Schools as part of a 'Safety through peace initiative'.

Pareidolia of the Month

The issue features a 'Pareidolia of the Month' award given to Jennifer. The image is of an apple with an abnormal growth that is described as resembling the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. However, the caption humorously states that the author sees it as resembling a cat butt.

Recurring Themes and Editorial Stance

The recurring themes in this issue are the purported benefits of 'Metatron Technology' for personal well-being, healing, and environmental coherence, contrasted with a critical examination of its scientific basis and installation complexity. The editorial stance appears to be one of cautious reporting, presenting both user testimonials and skeptical analysis from an electronics engineer. The inclusion of the 'Pareidolia of the Month' feature suggests a lighthearted approach to unusual perceptions and phenomena, possibly indicating a broader interest in the subjective interpretation of reality alongside technological claims.